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15 min • Orange handled Fiskars® scissors. A non-BPA-free bowl from 1977. This is the right way to cut hair.

2 hr • Should you be discriminated against for not having a horn or hooves? Nope. I’ll use Clorox bleach and Kool-Aid® packets to transform your mane into something majestic.

1 hr 20 min • Per llama. Remember Biscuit is an attack llama and he will try to trample you if you encroach on his dirt lily pad. 🦙

10 min • 💡 I'll text you the bulb color I'm using right now behind my plant. Prepare to be blown away.

30 min • For llamas only.